I have some experience with my children taking things too literally. However, my latest experience tops all to-date and still leaves me speechless. I was talking with friends after church on Wednesday evening. The boys were running around kicking a soccer ball, and my daughter was sitting on my hip. It had been a VERY long day and I was exhausted. I said to my friend, "Well, I should get them home before I kill somebody." Next thing I knew my 4 1/2 year old was whaling, "But I don't want to get keeeylld! I don't want to die!!!!"
Seriously, I still don't know what to say.